Lebron Declares NY Is A Suburb Of Cleveland
November 26, 2008
Cleveland has a new suburb thanks to Lebron James.
Lebron told Freecheezeburgerz that he plans to play his entire career for his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers while also playing the majority of his home games on his favorite court in Madison Square Garden.
“New York City is now a suburb of Cleveland,” said Lebron, who is a King and can do anything he wants. “I declare that New York City is the same as Euclid or Parma.”
At first, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg objected to classifying his city as similar to Parma but after intensive lobbying by Spike Lee, Bloomberg formally but reluctantly announced that Cleveland rocks.
“With the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame opening an annex in New York, it is only natural that New York declare itself a suburb of Cleveland,” said Bloomberg, who was in visible pain from the arm-twisting.
Wall Street analysts suggested that Lebron James was able to pull this off because he is currently worth more than all of Wall Street. Some radicals in New York’s City Council questioned the regal manner in which Lebron was able exert so much influence on the greatest city in the world.
Lebron said simply, “It’s good to be King.”
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