HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING
by BT ~ September 17th, 2009.This health care debate is the best thing that ever happened to my health. Every day, I think of going for a run or maybe eating carrots but instead I debate health care because I’ve discovered, like Congress, that arguing is the best way to care for my health.
It doesn’t really matter who I debate or what side I take as long as I don’t compromise. Here’s how I do it: I simply find someone with an opinion and then I pick the other side and then we debate. I argue, the other person argues. Sometimes we both scream at each other and those are the moments when I feel the healthiest. It’s easy. You can do it too.
It’s especially healthy to argue when you are among an entire group where you can chant and stuff, almost like aerobics or yoga. It’s good for the cardiovascular system. Heck, it’s a stress test as well as a lung exercise. And if you want, you can always shout out something on your own. For instance, the sense of calm that comes over my body just before I shout two sentences filled with expletives for a crowd full of children and old people to hear is something I wish everyone had the chance to experience.
I hope this continues. I’ve never felt better, dammit!
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