TOWN HALL HEALTH CARE MEETING SUMMARIZED
by admin ~ August 10th, 2009.CONGRESSMAN AL COHOLIC:
Welcome to the Benedict Arnold Elementary School for our local town meeting about health care reform.
Man in crowd: You son of a bitch!
Congressman: Don’t talk about my mother that way, you bastard! I respect your opinion but I politely disagree so please remember to vote for me because I am one of you, not like those others.
Lady in crowd: I hate those lazy people who work for a company that doesn’t have healthcare!
Homeless man: My leg hurts.
Crowd: Shut up and go away!
Category: Satire | Tags: health care