Archive for July, 2010

The Decision, 1982

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

Twenty eight years ago as I was preparing to leave Cleveland for Cape Cod, I gathered my  parents together in the living room for an hour-long argument that I dubbed “The Decision.”
“This summer, I’m taking my talents to Old Silver Beach,” I announced.
“What talents?” asked my father. My parents had other questions as well. They [...]

Lebron James to sign 82 One-Day Contracts

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Sources have told Freecheezeburgerz that Lebron James plans to be a free agent after every NBA game next season. The press conference sheduled for 9 pm on July 8 is merely to announce where he plans to play his first game next season.
The ultimate sports free agent, Lebron James, is making the ultimate free agent [...]